Funny Poll Questions
Laugh at these funny poll questions and quotes.
| "A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls." |
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"Journalists should denounce government by public opinion polls." |
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"I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex." |
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"If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign." |
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"Polling is merely an instrument for gauging public opinion. When a president or any other leader pays attention to poll results, he is, in effect, paying attention to the views of the people. Any other interpretation is nonsense." |
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"The liberated man is not the one who is freed in his ideal reality, his inner truth, or his transparency; he is the man who changes spaces, who circulates, who changes sex, clothes, and habits according to fashion, rather than morality, and who changes opinions not as his conscience dictates but in response to opinion polls." |
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"I figured out Karl Rove's political strategy - make gas so expensive, no Democrats can afford to go to the polls." |
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"Don't worry about polls, but if you do, don't admit it." |
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"Opinion polls measure the public's satisfaction with its ignorance." |
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