Funny Poll Questions

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
- Dan Quayle quotes

"Journalists should denounce government by public opinion polls."
- Dan Rather quotes

"I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex."
- Erma Bombeck quotes

"If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign."
- George W. Bush quotes

"Polling is merely an instrument for gauging public opinion. When a president or any other leader pays attention to poll results, he is, in effect, paying attention to the views of the people. Any other interpretation is nonsense."
- George H. Gallup quotes

"The liberated man is not the one who is freed in his ideal reality, his inner truth, or his transparency; he is the man who changes spaces, who circulates, who changes sex, clothes, and habits according to fashion, rather than morality, and who changes opinions not as his conscience dictates but in response to opinion polls."
- Jean Baudrillard quotes

"I figured out Karl Rove's political strategy - make gas so expensive, no Democrats can afford to go to the polls."
- John Kerry quotes

"Don't worry about polls, but if you do, don't admit it."
- Rosalynn Carter quotes

"Opinion polls measure the public's satisfaction with its ignorance."
- Anonymous quotes