Funny Opinions

These funny quotations illustrate the humor in opinions themselves.

"And it's my opinion, and that's only my opinion, you are a lunatic. Just because there are a few hundred other people sharing your lunacy with you does not make you any saner. Doomed eh?
Oleg Kiselev


"You get fifteen Democrats in a room, and you get twenty opinions."
Patrick Leahy


"There is no opinion so absurd that some philosopher will not express it"
Marcus Tullius Cicero
Ancient Roman lawyer, writer, scholar, orator and statesman, 106 BC - 43 BC


"My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right."
Ashleigh Brilliant
English author and cartoonist, b.1933


"My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too."
Rodney Dangerfield
American comedian, 1921 - 2004


"A yawn may not be polite, but at least it is an honest opinion"
Anonymous


"My opinion is that anybody offended by breastfeeding is staring too hard"
David Allen


"Don't believe your friends when they ask you to be honest with them. All they really want is to be maintained in the good opinion they have of themselves."
Albert Camus
French novelist, essayist and playwright, 1957 Nobel Prize for Literature. 1913 - 1960.


"No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves."
Edgar Watson Howe
American editor, novelist and essayist. he was known as the Sage of Potato Hill. 1853 - 1937


"If you don't like my opinion of you, you can always improve"
Ashleigh Brilliant
English author and cartoonist, b.1933


"I must respect the opinions of others even if I disagree with them"
Herbert Henry Lehman


"Three Spaniards, four opinions"
Spanish Proverb


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